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Stories of a world gone mad: Barbie gets makeover; now, let’s update Ken

Stories of a world gone mad: Barbie gets makeover; now, let’s update Ken

Humor February 2, 2016 at 5:33 pm 0 comments

By Barry Currin Barbie is finally getting real. You’ve probably heard that Mattel has started making the iconic doll in new shapes: tall, petite and curvy. But, it doesn’t stop there. The new Barbie is also available in eight skin tones, 14 facial structures, 22 hairstyles, 23 hair colors andRead More

From the Hart:Kim Jong-un Seeking Attention: Like Father, Like Un

From the Hart:Kim Jong-un Seeking Attention: Like Father, Like Un

From the Hart, Humor January 19, 2016 at 5:28 pm 0 comments

By Ron Hart With all the conflicts in Iran, Saudi Arabia and Syria last week, evil dictator-in-training Kim Jong-un was feeling ignored. So he either tested, or pretended to test, a hydrogen bomb. He had his scientists fill up a balloon with H2O and drop it off North Korea’s tallestRead More

From the Hart:The Uncle Your Parents Warned You About

From the Hart:The Uncle Your Parents Warned You About

From the Hart, Humor January 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm 0 comments

By Ron Hart It is time I stop railing at politicians and start making fun of my family again. The focus groups who read my column seem to want to hear more about my Uncle Mac. Everyone but my family wants me to talk about him. When you are beguiledRead More

From the Hart: Adding a Rider to the Ryder Cup: Tiger Woods

From the Hart: Adding a Rider to the Ryder Cup: Tiger Woods

From the Hart, Humor December 11, 2015 at 2:06 am 0 comments

By Ron Hart Tiger Woods, the long-suffering golf phenom, has been appointed by Ryder Cup Captain Davis Love as one of his assistants. While the 39-year-old Woods has remained positive about his ability to return to form in 2016, this sparks discussion as to whether the 14-time Majors winner willRead More

From the Hart: Thoughts on the Year

From the Hart: Thoughts on the Year

From the Hart, Humor December 1, 2015 at 6:03 pm 0 comments

By Ron Hart Here is my annual ADD list of random things we all should be thankful for that I did not write about: Obama did pardoned the traditional Thanksgiving turkey, but only because it had a crack distribution conviction in 2005. The female ISIS suicide bomber who met herRead More

From the Hart: Debate debacle causes mutiny

From the Hart: Debate debacle causes mutiny

From the Hart, Humor November 10, 2015 at 6:08 pm 0 comments

By Ron Hart NBC, still the home of “Lyin’ Brian” Williams, did a partisan and pitiful job of hosting the late October GOP debate. The questions of the condescending “moderators’” were ill prepared, mean-spirited, biased and childish. CNBC embarrassed and revealed itself in the debate, probably its last. Marco Rubio isRead More

From the Hart: Teenagers having less sex—I blame Libertarians

From the Hart: Teenagers having less sex—I blame Libertarians

From the Hart, Humor October 24, 2015 at 3:42 pm 0 comments

By Ron Hart The CDC reported a sharp drop in the number of teenagers having sex. About 44% of teenage girls admitted to it, down from 51% in 1988, the good ole Clinton years. Those who are having sex are using protection; teen births have plummeted 57% in the lastRead More

From the Hart: Orange is the new back-out

From the Hart: Orange is the new back-out

From the Hart, Humor, Politics October 6, 2015 at 6:54 pm 0 comments

By Ron Hart Speaker of the House Boehner’s sudden resignation resulted in a chain reaction of Republicans looking to fill the leadership void he has occupied for five years. The “barbarians at the gate,” conservatives demanding Boehner’s resignation, might be quelled in the short run. But herding the cats ofRead More

From the Hart: The left finally found their Pope

From the Hart: The left finally found their Pope

From the Hart, Humor, Politics September 29, 2015 at 4:55 pm 0 comments

By Ron Hart The Pope made his first U.S. He chatted with President Obama and addressed the Senate and House. It was a good crowd for the Pope; he loves audiences who have never really heard his material. In the Pope’s orthodoxy, sloth, anger, gluttony, greed, envy, pride and lustRead More

From the Hart: Hillary’s Hindenburg-like campaign

From the Hart: Hillary’s Hindenburg-like campaign

From the Hart, Humor, Politics September 22, 2015 at 6:57 pm 0 comments

By Ron Hart Hillary’s poll numbers are in free fall, so much so that she had to leave her vacation with friends in the Hamptons to return to her self-described “fight for the poor.” It was quite the sacrifice; it’s the best time to be at the beach. Cruising toRead More